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Donald Trump shocked by his campaign backlash
Dude banned for life for passing out on the toilet in a plane for 30 minutes
Zuckerberg says next step for facebook is telepathy
Dude invents air conditioned shirt</p>]]></description>
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Baby Floats out to sea
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Dude creating the largest Confederate Flag on earth
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