(1:00) Mourning Sex is the best sex. Francis tells some jokes he wrote for other people. (24:25) We say goodbye until further notice. 

The Musical hits the road to check out the number one party school in America, LIVE from Downtown Delaware. 

Dean Spaghetti 

Tomorrow, Tomorrow 

Feat. former Vine star Danny Lopriore. Having your birthday be 9/11 would suck, no one really has anything nice to say to you. (14:19) Relationships are complicated, make sure to communicate your needs! 

Rone says that British Horrorcore raps use the word clever a lot. Denzel Washington has so many movies. We reflect on what a great podcast this has become, according to us. 

Sometimes you need to cook up a good backstory when your real life won't do. Francis' neighbor Tom wants him to send an email to management - but if he doesn't, it could cost Francis a shot at playing an elite golf course. 

(1:00) Everyone still remembers Monica Lewinsky. (16:31) Sickle Cell Anemia gets a bad rap, and could really use some funding. 

Donald Trump is not invited to John McCain's funeral. This is his response. 

You Should Go and Fuck Yourself (1:00)  Whitesplaining From The Boys (8:28) Rone receives an intentioned text meant for "Karolyn" to vote Susan Wilde For Congress. 

(3:08) Francis laments about "The One That Got Away." (18:05) Rone brings up "Uncrustables," creating a new theme song for the old snack brand. (31:11) We sing some Five For Fighting. 

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